Holy Crap!

As many of you may have heard already, there's news at the Barter house. Within 10 seconds of peeing on this thing, we got the results.
Those results were later confirmed by yet another pee test at a doctor's office (I don't know if the peeing was done in the office or not). I was pretty sure I got the job done three weeks in advance, call it father's intuition.

It's kind of funny how it works. You get this test and it tells you that you're going to have a baby, but there is little evidence of that fact otherwise. For the first month or so, it was a little unreal. Then my wife started to feel a bit tired and regular physical changes began to follow. She's doing well and to this point has no morning sickness. I think it's in part because she is determined not to be sick, because she hates it so much. After seeing the results of the test it took all my energy not to tell it to the world (until I got the green light from the Mrs.), but now that most of the people I keep up with know, I can make this announcement digitally official.

I will never look at the end of Star Wars Episode IV the same way again. There's just too much double entendre when it comes to baby making not to have a laugh at it. Guys: think back to high school when you had some old man teaching you sex-ed (the experience may be similar for women too) and now replace that image with another old guy telling a group of young fighter jocks that they need to maneuver straight down a trench, shoot their torpedoes and hit a small opening which will set off a chain reaction. One positive thing that I learned, was that you don't need any high-tech targeting computers to get the job done.

That being said, it's been a little busy for me over the past couple weeks. I will have some new stuff up for you soon though.